Doormen and Viagra ....

Well we're big kids after all so years ago when Viagra started to become commonplace a few of the lads may have been, ahem, spiked with the substance before a shift!   We learnt quickly to never accept a cup of tea or glass of water from anyone for fear of finding it hard to walk and in some cases I've heard of blue vision!   One doorman I knew decided to start talking it, not because he needed it but because it made it bigger!  So in his mind if he took it often enough then the skin should stretch and he'd always have a big cock! I think he's still alive but I'm grateful to say I don't know the results of said experiment! 

Last year though I found out that one of the meeter's and greeter's where I worked took them due to a high sex drive, and age I'm assuming.  He would quite often pull a girl and arrange to meet her after work and I remember one night seeing him take his magic blue pill just as we were finishing.  A few of us had decided to go for a quick drink when we finished so he'd allowed for this and planned to be away with her within half an hour.  An evil plan began to formulate as I positioned myself within arms reach of him in the bar and then began to talk, as he checked his watch I just smiled and blocked his exit saying,

"Oh I don't think so it should be kicking in about now shouldn't it, I think you're staying out a bit longer!"

I told a few people around us what I'd done so we kept him where he was until it was obvious he wasn't gonna find walking easy!